phobias:

my dating profile: please

morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

swiftstiel:

how do people even get boyfriends/girlfriends like i can’t even talk to somebody i like without looking like an idiot and probably accidentally insulting them once or twice

*adds sam pepper to my list of boys who r trash*

whenever i try and learn something new

  1. me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  2. me:
  3. me:
  4. me:
  5. me:
  6. me: it is because I am a failure
  7. me: everything I touch dies