anusking:

son is a gender neutral term to me now 

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

britney:

when you message somebody and it says “seen” and they don’t reply

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otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices