darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

justtrinitythings:

#justtrinitythings (x)

justtrinitythings:

#justtrinitythings (x)

felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

flowertwink:

when someone judges u for eating ass

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

undercount:

rowrz:

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