i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun


main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet


maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

i love these 3 fuckfaces so much omg

April 22  ♥  3 notes

Don't listen to the dumb people I live ur blog

i live my blog too lmao
no but really, thanks. i appreciate it.

April 21  ♥  1 note


uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck

"im flyer than a bird and i be shittin on u hoes" iconic

i love how people send me anon hate and i also love seeing my own reaction to it like some days i give a shit about it (like 1,2% shit, still not much) but most days i will just cackle like a maniac



is this what sex with grace looks like? (x)

- requested by pottersome.

Grace as Idol is literally my fave.

You used to be funny, now your blog is shit.

  1. Maybe you should use some examples for why my blog is ‘shit’ so maybe, just maybe, I could do something about it.
  2. I feel really bad for u and my instinct tells me to give you hate too but me, being a proper human being, decided to be nice instead because i wasn’t raised in the motherfucking jungle.
April 21  ♥  2 notes